Friday, May 23, 2008

Love is how far too many Americans tend to vote. Not based on a candidate's stance on issues, and not based on a candidate's experience. Rather, we vote based on how the candidate makes us feel. Our hearts tell us to vote for a candidate that knows how to charm us, and convincingly lie to us.

In short: love is the fuel for corruption in politics.

Sunday, May 18, 2008

LOVE IS CHEATING ON YOUR HUSBAND.

Thursday, May 15, 2008

Love is thinking of him when you're naked in the rain, imagining him having a much better time than you.

Love is hiding behind your football player boyfriend, because he's too poor and busy from football to buy you clothes.

Monday's "Argyle Sweater"


I loled.

Saturday, May 10, 2008

Thursday, May 8, 2008

Two posts today, just to catch up. I haven't been doing this consistently every day because I've been pretty busy with the kind of things that are supposed to matter.

Not sure if anybody is really reading, anyway.