Love is how far too many Americans tend to vote. Not based on a candidate's stance on issues, and not based on a candidate's experience. Rather, we vote based on how the candidate makes us feel. Our hearts tell us to vote for a candidate that knows how to charm us, and convincingly lie to us.
In short: love is the fuel for corruption in politics.
Sunday, May 18, 2008
LOVE IS CHEATING ON YOUR HUSBAND.
Thursday, May 15, 2008
Love is thinking of him when you're naked in the rain, imagining him having a much better time than you.
Love is hiding behind your football player boyfriend, because he's too poor and busy from football to buy you clothes.
Two posts today, just to catch up. I haven't been doing this consistently every day because I've been pretty busy with the kind of things that are supposed to matter.
Not sure if anybody is really reading, anyway.
Tuesday, May 6, 2008
Monday, May 5, 2008
Love is throwing a surprising enough surprise party that it'll make someone's pupils grow to cover the entire span of their eyes. It scares the shit out of me when they do that to the girl in these.
Saturday, May 3, 2008
Thursday, May 1, 2008
Love is sharing gloves to keep two people's hands warm despite there being only one pair.
This would be OK, if it weren't for the fact that the Love Is formula calls for the couple to be completely naked. If they were trying to keep warm, wouldn't they be sharing a whole lot else?
Therefor: Love is sharing gloves for no apparent reason.
Remember that uncomfortable conversation you had with your parents when you started to go through puberty? Me neither. Fortunately, Stefano Casali and artist Bill Asprey are working hard, detailing daily illustrations of two naked, romantically inclined toddlers and piecing them together with captions to explain the pure, yet ever elusive concept of love.
They call it Love Is. Unfortunately the comic Love Is, is painfully difficult to understand in of itself. In fact it's really just an all together terrible comic. To avoid a brain aneurysm, I've taken it upon myself to "explain" Love Is, so that I can protect others from encountering the same confusion and pain.
Basically, it's a terrible comic and I'm going to make fun of it each time they make a new one.
Love is how far too many Americans tend to vote. Not based on a candidate's stance on issues, and not based on a candidate's experience. Rather, we vote based on how the candidate makes us feel. Our hearts tell us to vote for a candidate that knows how to charm us, and convincingly lie to us. 
